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On my own nerves

This is about how I feel right now.driving myself crazy, feel bad for my boys.

I'm still laughing five minutes later - no i don't hate men i just wonder how so many of them could have gotten so fucked up -- especially the ones in the political arena.

Some men must have been conceived through anal sex. There's no way someone could be that big of an asshole naturally.

@Liz Constantinou 'bend and snap!'

Funny Reminders Ecard: In order for you to insult me I would first have to value your opinion.

This company will convert your child's drawing into a toy janisntc

The nerve of some people!

This shit pisses me off! Texting and being on the phone is supposed to keep you connected but IM HERE AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! How does whoever is texting you deserve your time more than me? I have a friend that does this ALL the time!

Wait a minute...I DO have this job. I own my OWN business, my OWN time, and I CAN eat cupcakes and drink coffee WHILE I work! It is NIIIIICE ;-) Want in? Msg me here: https://www.facebook.com/JannaWrapsANewYou Or text me at 918-774-5268

Change the coffee to Diet Coke and it sounds like my dream job

I am done trying to figure why Kansas and Arkansas are pronounced differently.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I am done trying to figure why Kansas and Arkansas are pronounced differently

Lol can't hide ugly

Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy. Not even COVER GIRL

HAHAHA ain't that the best feeling?! LOL Karma, you did good!

Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, b***h.