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Fucking MAY be required? I'm texting that shit before the first date.

Now accepting applications for partner in crime. Must be fluent in smart-ass, sarcasm, and adult language. Questionable morals & nudity may be required.

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When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.

"When you are dead, you don't know that you're dead. It is difficult only for the others.It is the same when You are Stupid. You Know Who You Are!

That's why ya don't drink Fireball around your best friends or a group that has grown too large for your comfort level ;)

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MRA, DGB, AW, TD, RMD, KL, SH, TG...all of you, yes!

You are so cruel and you have no morals at all. You disgust me in so many ways. Keep telling your lies maybe someone will come into your life that doesn't really know you and they may believe how bad you say you had it. You make me sick.

Why is this so true?  (Every single time I try to relax!)

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. Yup every time

Anytime.

What sleep?I'm not Sleeping Beauty.I need my beauty sleep to be alert&healthy&have energy to do my things. There will be other men&opportunities desperados/Speedy Gonzalezes/hasty people. I'm not rushing into anything.

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I thought this was funny it made me smile. Humorous pictures of the hour ( AM, Friday January 2015 PST) – 10 pics

We have a runner!

Excellent check list, but sorry about the runner. Sanity had to go.

Doctor who funny wife- Google Search/// REPIN. Heck yes!

The Perfect Ending to a Strange Life (Doctor Who fanfiction) - Chapter 40-The Angels Take Manhattan- Part Two

Dr who in a nut shell. This is what happens to your life when time travel is an everyday occurrence. "Time travel, when never meet in the right order."<<< never apply logic to doctor who

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