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Open-Minded to Ghosts. During the day, I don't believe in ghosts. At night, I'm a little more open-minded.

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Not pizza

"Celery is water & not pizza.and this is why I can do without celery.

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

LOL – Doesn’t take long to get that ‘lived in’ look again!

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

How I feel going up the Baldwin stairs. Haha

We all have been through that…

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you're trying to hide your heavy breathing like it's no big deal but you're actually pretty winded and dear God you need to work out. Or when you walk up "the hill" (incline) in our back yard.

I definitely thought that was true when I was a little kid!

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly Feel Better About Your Diet: Anyone who's ever tried to lose weight feels for you.

For realz. I could really use that million dollars I always ask for right about now.

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, shooting stars, and birthday candles.

Hahaha, I really think this every time I'm there. "Go enjoy your doughnut, you so can." :-)

People at the gym…

Jim Gaffigan on going to the gym this made me laugh hahahah

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