Get a mirror that's a reflection of who you are on the inside - a Star Wars fan. This Star Wars Millennium Falcon Mirror Set includes one large mirror shaped like the Millennium Falcon flanked by 5 smaller mirrors.
Life-sized is still a few feet away, but this giant Chewbacca plush toy measures in at a formidable tall x wide. Which is probably bigger than the kid you're going to pretend you're buying him for. And when you press on his stomach, he growls.