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sorry bud...

This reminds me of the time Addie rhymed "mudder" and "fudder" in Ikea . Quite loudly, I might add

lol.. so many girls living at home claim to be "independent"... hi no, that is you parents home and mortgage you're sheltered by. Oh you got your borfriend paying those bills for you? Hunny, you are FAR FROM independent... you're a fraud. Just saying.

Free and Funny Father's Day Ecard: Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman

Hate oatmeal raisin cookies. If you're going to have a cookie, why put oatmeal and raisins in it?!

Funny Confession Ecard: Raisin oatmeal cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

Motherhood---wanting to pee alone

My poor mom, I used to sit outside her door. I thought it was our "special" alone time. Poor woman just wanted to pee! Love you mom!

If I Ever Get A Boob Job I'm Going To Ask If I Can Have Squeaky Toys Implanted Instead Of Saline Or Silicone :).

If I ever get a boob job, I'm going to ask if I can have squeaky toys implanted instead of saline or silicone.

I'm not much of a procrastinator, but I do like this!

That's Me

I put the "pro" in procrastination. yep that is so me


When I order dessert and the waiter brings six spoons with it, and I'm all, 'Hell No!

Right on!

Noah wrote Allie 365 letters so I think you can answer my text message.

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It would make more sense…

Never saw either movies, but I'm guessing Biggest Loser has something to do with fighting for food. lol, that's what I thought the Hunger Games was about until I was told I was wrong xD