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I spent my entire childhood wishing that I was older. Now I'm older and this shit sucks.

Seriously! :) -- I really do freeze mine in containers and add to spaghetti sauces and soups.

'Someone was telling me they make ice cubes out of left over wine. I was confused. What's left over wine?

Friendship

This is so true in my life. Not sure why I always have to be the one to reach out first. I'm done being that person, friendship is a 2 way street. If you don't have "time" to contact me, then don't expect me to contact you.

The Mayans didn't account for leap year

All you doomsday people, your bubble is about to burst.-funny if this is true

or; Get up, not be amazing, beat myself up about it and try to fall asleep hoping for a redo!

My daily routine: get up, be amazing, go back to bed. (Sometimes the be amazing part is short lived but who's counting!

fun, funny, ironic, good mood switch on, lol, when you need something to turn instantly your lips upwards. Smile like there's no tomorrow :-D

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

my patience ran out. now who do i punch? haha

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

ginger

Gingers

GINGER IS AWESOME. I love gingers. If you're a ginger, we can almost positively be friends. And you were nice. And not a creepy stalker that saw me write this then dyed your hair red. But yeah.

It takes mad skills.

I Don't Need To Flirt I Will Seduce You With My awkwardness. I seriously need to learn how to flirt haha

soooo true for me!!!

Dear sweatpants and hoodies…

Funny pictures about Dear sweatpants and hoodies. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sweatpants and hoodies. Also, Dear sweatpants and hoodies.

This is so me!  I have to bite my lip when someone uses "seen" when "saw" is correct.  As in, "I seen it around here somewhere."  That's not Southern slang.  It's just stupid.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

When your ex says, 'You'll never find anyone like me'.Say, 'that's the point'.

Funny and relatable moments in life that makes you go lol so true. Come have a laugh or submit your lolsotrue moment.

Twitter / AtheistWorld: Dear people of the World. ...

Atheist World on

What a great idea! And while we're talking about grammar, people need to stop saying things like "between you and I" and "He gave the money to Bob and I." "Me" is the correct word!

in the future

Fact: In the future I will tell my grandsons that I am older than the internet, and blow their minds forever. So true!

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