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wtf: Keep your friends close and your enemies in a ditch, because fuck that

I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That HAS GOT to be a marketable skill!

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I don't care if you're joking. I'm in a bad mood and you're pissing me off. That is so my wife

A truer statement has never been said.

I don't know where all this crap about me being a "difficult person" is coming from. I'm a constant fucking delight. Yes. Yes, I am.

Fuck you. Enough said.

Fuck you to the asshole that put my brother in the hospital and his girlfriend in a coma. Fuck you! I hope you get everything coming to you. Prayers to the other people in critical condition.


Good point

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? A very good question!

Need this on a T shirt

Aids for atheists dealing with religtards: If you could fuck off . over there . that'd be great!