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I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on : e-Card

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay. Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay. Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill. (Seriously, even when I do wear make-up, people still ask this question!

It speaks the truth...

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

What I love most about our friendship is that it's based soley on innapropriate conversations that no sane person should have. Ever.

What I love most about our friendship is that it's based SOLELY on INAPPROPRIATE conversations that no sane person should have. // I pin it despite the ortographical errors --- they make my eyes hurt --- because this is so true about us.

I can relate...

Favorite Pins Friday Linky!

Remembering the words to every song from the but forgetting why you walked into the next room. Sad but true. So me.

The best way to hang up on someone is in the middle of your own sentence. That way they never suspect you hung up on them. Figures this out early on in my call center career.  Creeps actually seem to get the hint better that way....they just hang up when they realize it's me again.

gotta keep this one in mind for the next time I hang up on someone!) or i might just hang up on someone so i CAN do this!

This is true, and HAS happened to me. ..my adrenaline kicked in & I ran so fast I left my friend struggling to keep up- she never teased me about being a slow runner ever again. HA!(but that was one of the scariest nights of my life..)

I don't run. So if you see me running, you'd better start running too. Because if I'm running- something is chasing me!

Funny Friendship Ecard: The residue of last night's 'smoky eye' is this morning's 'hooker murdered in a back alley' eye.

the residue of last night's "smokey eye" is this morning's "hooker murdered in a back alley" eye. OMG thins made me laugh out loud, because it really happens to me.

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