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Sorry I don't have the house spotless, laundry folded, and dinner on the table. As it turns out, my full time job gets in the way of me being a housewife./ So glad my husband understands :)

Omg so funny and true!!!

Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two