To the newest members of the vitality challenged community if you are struggling for spending cash we suggest taking the time to remove the clothes of your victims. The local pawn shops know better than to ask questions about those individuals who turn up with a fresh load of clothing each month.
Attention readers. If you see a fellow member of the vitality challenged community in trouble don’t waste time debating whether or not helping them will ultimatly benefit you. Not only does it make you look like an ass but it gives someone else the opportunity to jump in and reap the karmic rewards. Stay helpful! Stay unalive
Attention new members of the vitality challenged community. Make it a point to be fashionably late but not predictably so. Remember that you to are a predator and too often the slowest amoung us suffer from a condition known as “lunch”